Disalmanac

1935: Startlingly unattractive men get in for free!

(Photo: State Library of New South Wales)

1908: He won the Olympic gold medal in Getting The Crap Beat Out Of You.

(Photo: Library of Congress)

1903: Crowds decidedly did not flock to statue rodeos.

(Photo: Cornell University Library)

1940: By 1970, everyone will own of these, whatever the fuck it is.

(Photo: State Library & Archives of Florida)

1900: The first Disney cruise kinda bit.

(Photo: Cornell University Library)

1921: Never, ever put the horse in the stump grinder.

(Photo: State Library of New South Wales)

1910: Occupy Some Dude’s Front Stoop was a huge success.

(Photo: Library of Congress)

1916: The world quaked in fear of our Formalwear Navy.

(Photo: Woodrow Wilson Presidential Archives)

1948: The inauguration of Florida’s most popular leader, Governor Giant Grouper.

(Photo: State Library & Archives of Florida)

1900: Beach Blanket Bingo: the early years.

(Photo: Cornell University Library)

1953: People could actually fly just by flapping their arms back then.

(Photo: State Library of New South Wales)

1909: Bathing suits were shockingly revealing.

(Photo: Library of Congress)

1904: The entrance to Hell was so much more festive and inviting back then.

(Photo: Woodrow Wilson Presidential Archives)

1969: Mr. Arfy robbed over 300 banks during his horrible, multi-state crime spree.

(Photo: State Library & Archives of Florida)

1900: People came from miles around to see the amazing Family That Refused To Make Direct Eye Contact With Each Other.

(Photo: Cornell University Library)